Conversations With Georgia

You have become interested in bubble gum lately and convinced your daddy to buy you some at the supermarket last weekend. Little did he know that simple purchase would result in an hour-long fit last night after I refused to give you another piece. You swallowed the first.

When I tucked you in last night you talked again about bubble gum:

Georgia: I had bubble gum today.
Mommy: Yeah, did you swallow it?
G: No.
M: Did you throw it in the trash?
G: No.
M: Where did it go?
G: In my belly.
M: You swallowed it?
G: No. I put it in my belly.

Obviously I need an anatomy lesson.