I Don't Need No Stinkin' E-P-T

Dear baby growing in my belly:
I know for sure now that you're here. Two home pregnancy tests and a test at the doctor's office have confirmed your existence. Not to mention two days of excruitating morning sickness (since quelled by medication). However, even before the "official" diagnosis, there were signs that you were coming. Here are a few of the stranger symptoms:

1. Kenny Loggins songs prompted tears
2. Tyler had to pull the steam cleaner from me after I complained that the carpets were still dirty after cleaning them seven times in one morning
3. I began craving salads, quite different than my normal junk food cravings
4. I caught myself disinfecting the baseboards

Your daddy and I are really excited about your arrival. I think you're a boy, but your daddy thinks we're having another girl. We're pretty indifferent. All we really want is a healthy baby. Your daddy wants to try NOT to find out early whether you're a boy or girl. He thinks it will be fun to wait. We'll see...

Love,
Mommy