Nicknames

We spent a lot of time before your birth trying to think of all the mean nicknames your future classmates could make of your name. Luckily we couldn't come up with anything terrible.

For now, we have two nicknames for you. Your dad likes to call you Piglet because you make these snorty noises when you're rooting for food. It's a name you probably won't appreciate when you're 14, but for now it's adorable. I prefer to call you Maggie because you suck ferociously on your binky just like baby Maggie from the Simpsons.