Cruel and Unusual
When we got home, your daddy met us in the driveway like usual. With a cheesy grin I opened up the envelope only to find an order form for a cookie dough fundraiser. I despise school fundraisers and was even more irritated to learn that the money from this fundraiser will be spent on new tables and chairs for the classrooms. There is no need to put tables and chairs in your classroom because no one in your class is able to sit in chairs at tables.
However, I will try to be a good mom and do what I can to raise money. So if anyone is interested in ordering three pound tubs of cookie dough, please make your check out to MUMC CDC.